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Fields of Mistria launches into 1.0 on August 5, 2026! ✨ The full release includes: 💍 Marriage 🍼 Children 🌻 New Saturday Market NPCs ✨ And more! More reveals are on the way, so stay tuned! 🌱 See the 1.0 Roadmap here!

#fields of mistria #fom #OMG IM SO EXCITED #I'm screaming the baby is so cute #August can't come quick enough #I'm marking my calendar (again for this game)#GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME

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✨ Fields of Mistria will be returning to the Wholesome Direct on June 6! We've got some very exciting news to share, so be sure to tune in 🌻

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

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it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

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me when im a flea

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My elderly French neighbours are convinced that my partner is known Canadian comedian Mae Martin. I see them in the hallway and they're like “saw your partner on that magazine cover :)” “heard they’re producing a movie oooh we got famous people in the building :)” and I'm like GUYS i have told you before that MY WIFE IS NOT KNOWN CANADIAN COMEDIAN MAE MARTIN!!!! This is the greatest interaction I've ever had in my life!!!!!

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This is driving me a new type of insane

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I def did not spend way too much time on this

#tomodachi life ltd #olba #our life #haru did not like it btw

she gets awkward around him uwu

#fields of mistria #fom eiland #fom fanart #fom farmer

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Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

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he's so fucking sweet he's cavity inducing

#fields of mistria #fom eiland #YES I LOVE HIS DIALOGUE #HES SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

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By chance, do you happen to have screenshots of Eiland's - frankly, criminal - lines about playing the piano for the player? Can't get them outta my head or find them anywhere.

You are so in luck my friend

Also I cant believe I never posted this omg

#fields of mistria #fom eiland #these are from 7 months ago btw #cant believe i found them either

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NYT crossword getting a bit personal here

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@official-penis-posts

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I've been really into Fields of Mistria and Tiny Glade lately and felt the urge to recreate Mistria in the game, here are some screenshots