not to me. not if it's you.

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Ok u know that like. Period drama shirt. The white shirt men are always wearing in period dramas. The Colin Firth jumps into a lake shirt. Are you visualising this in your mind? Ok now imagine: a butch wearing the shirt. And she has tasteful cleavage. Do you see my vision.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

Mamma Mia. Obviously.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god