not to me. not if it's you.

i don’t ask for much but i might start

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

“anything you want princess” me to me when i want to buy stuff

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

You don’t have to think you’re hot but other people inevitably are going to so you at least need learn to accept that perception with grace instead of falling back on self deprecation every time someone is brave enough to call you cute

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Official ornithology post

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

I have GOT to stop spending $30