you can never leave

Fandom: The Mighty Boosh

Authors: Blackmountainbones (aka @the-stoned-ranger)& BobSkeleton (aka @bob-skeleton)

Rating: Explicit (though this chapter is PG-13)

Wordcount: Approximately 2k, so far!

Relationships: Howard/aliens, Eventual Howard Moon/Vince Noir

Summary: The crackening is happening! In the aftermath of being kidnapped and impregnated by an alien race, Howard must navigate the trials and tribulations of being a single father. Luckily, he has Vince and the Shaman Council by his side.

Sighing again, Howard stared out at the sky, resolutely ignoring the chatter and clamor of all the revelling partygoers in the streets below. It was a Saturday night in London town, and it seemed like everyone in the whole city was out with their mates, getting drunk, having fun,getting off . Their existence was alien to a man like Howard, a pathetic 33-year-old virgin who sat on the peaked roof of the little townhouse, silently staring at nothing, all by himself without even the moon for company.

The sound of his self-pitying contemplation was punctuated with a low, thrumming pulse. He assumed it was from the raucous music playing in the flat, or elsewhere in the city, but it seemed to grow louder, the steady hum getting closer and closer. Howard tried to ignore it and resume his martyrdom, but when the roof tiles started vibrating beneath him with the reverberations of the sound, he could ignore it no longer.

Before Howard realized what was happening, the sky turned white. Blindly, he teetered, grabbing at the tile in panic, but it was no use–Howard was airborne. He screamed and closed his eyes, certain that he would fall to his death at the age of 33, before he’d even begun to peak (or lose his virginity, for that matter), but when several seconds passed and he was still airborne, Howard noticed something strange… he wasn’t falling down. In fact, he seemed to be falling up.

The “no-on gives a fuck” is about worldwide media not talking about this. But it’s really nice of you to want to help us.

You can donate here if you want to help stop the exploitation and deforestation of Amazon. The president, who calls himself “Captain Eletric Saw,” allows the exploitation and destruction of the Amazon for economic ends.

You can also donate to SOS AMAZONIA here. They are the biggest NGO in Brazil and they work with implantation of public policies that aims into preservation of the Amazon and it’s people.

They are both helping the Amazon right now!

an actual gay author in 1914:

What makes this book so fucking incredible? It reads like early 20th century fanfic. Because Forster never meant to publish it, he wrote it purely for his own enjoyment, and it reads that way. I was assigned this novel in a queer lit class in college and although I struggled to read the other books, I blew through this one in 48 hours. The copy I used for school was from the library, but I went out and bought the book for myself afterwards so I could reread it. I live in Japan and I brought it with me when I moved here 4 years ago.