[screaming intensifies]

“You’re too good at that,” Courtney and Sage laughed.

“I don’t get why you don’t just pitch that idea, it’d make a great video!” Courtney said after you finished talking about an idea you had for a video where you would be the love interest. 

“He’ll think I like him!” you exclaimed

“but you do?” Saige pointed out.

1. Supernatural

2. Sunny days

3. The beach

And since this is the type of blog it is…

4. Shayne Topp

5. Damien Haas

   You’ve known the smosh crew and been working with them for about 5 years now, only recently though have you been on camera. Today, however, was a special episode of smosh pit theater where the boys and Jackie decided they wanted to try their hands at fan fiction.

   Here’s the catch, you’ve been in a secret polyamorus relationship with Damien and Shayne and there’s one line Damien snuck in there that hits close to home.

   When you and Shayne started dating three years ago it was wonderful! You guys tried to at least have a fun date once a week, and you’d both talk on the phone for hours. Then the pandemic hit, you guys decided that maybe it’d be a good time to move in together, that was a mistake. 

   You weren’t a morning person and Shayne most certainly was, clothes weren’t always put away correctly. It seemed that opposites attract but when you two were in the same apartment with no other real socialization, and no other place to go with lockdowns in place. 

   Towards the end of quarantine tensions were building, both of you ready to burst. Milk was accidently spilled by who? neither of you remember. But a loud argument started, seemingly ending quicker than it started with a line that ended it all.    

“I wish we were parallel lines, then we would’ve never in all of our lives crossed paths!”* You shouted trying to pack some things before leaving in a huff slamming the door as you left to your friend’s house.  

It’s got that effect on people and I love it!

I've got my own ideas but none of them are sparking anything for me, so I'm reaching out to my followers for ideas! and this way I'd be posting things you wanna see, and just posting in general haha.

What you need to send (for best results): Who: (Shanye, Damien, or Poly!Shaymien) Prompt/Idea: Type: (Gif Imagine, Fake Social Media, or Moodboard) Not necessarily in that order, but those three elements are preferred! keep in mind it stick to ‘x reader’s and no smut. :)

“I know you have feelings for me, you’re just too much of a coward to admit it.“ you say dramatically for comedic emphasis 

Shayne Moodboard

   “So this is the last question, dare I say its for all the marbles,“ you laughed as everyone oo’d. You looked at Shayne with a glimmer in your eyes, “Who is my boyfriend?“

   Everyone looked around confused seeing as you’ve always been part of the singles club; you smirked as you saw Shayne beginning to write and Olivia writing something down with a confused expression.

   “So Olivia show me what you got.“ Olivia picked up her board with ‘I don’t know’ written on it, “I mean you gotta guess somebody but that’s fair. Shayne?” you say looking expectedly at his smirking face before he flips his bored with ‘me’ written on it.

Choose your own adventure: Imagine your favorite boy.