AlbWritesForFun

I just think it would be funny if both Ben and Yoda came back in time to Obi-Wan’s pre-apprentice years and Yoda is all ‘fuck Qui-Gon I’ve got a Sith to murder’ and takes the kid for his own Padawan so they can plan and argue all day long and now Obi-Wan is sitting in on classified meetings and Mace is all ‘??????’ Cause he can’t convince Yoda to stop bringing him OR Obi-Wan to leave and the entire order is being relegated to the LOUDEST buzzing from their constant telepathic arguments and how to go about things but instead of it relieving them that Obi-Wan is giving back as much as he’s given, everyone is panicking every time Obi-Wan disappears from temple only to show up with new kids or slaves or Mandalorians and Yoda is all ‘ugh, we get it, you have a Mandalorian fetish, stop being weird’ and even ended up getting adopted by Mand’alor Mereel along with Obi-Wan when Obi-Wan told Mereel it would be funny and he’s basically a super old toddler and throws tantrums a lot and Jaster is all ‘free ade???? For me????????’ And Yoda is trying to kill a Sith (Palpatine has gone into hiding cause the force is telling him to run for his fucking life rn) and Obi-Wan is all ‘what if I saved Mandalore and also killed all the Hutts who deal in slavery and instated a no-slavery policy everywhere and also slowly tortured slavers to death???? I just think that would be cute’ and keeps bringing him people (like a 6 month pregnant Shmi lmao) to the temple and telling Yoda he’s got a new kid, deal with it.