SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...

I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to write you a serious letter for your birthday, trying to come up with the words to explain just how much I love you and how blessed I am to have you in my life. Then I thought, hey, you’re turning twenty! You’re becoming an actual ‘adult’ so why not write a super serious, super cool ‘adult’ letter. And believe me, I tried. It just didn’t work out very well.. So I just went with the not so super cool super adult letter. Enjoy.. *eyebrow wiggle*

Happy birthday grandma, it’s better to be over the hill.. than buried under it!! I love you so incredibly much that I don’t even know how to explain this to you. Sadly, this letter is a day early, and I wish it didn’t have to be but sometimes life’s a fucking dick, right? I mean, look at Steve Buscemi.. that motherfucker is fifty shades of fucked up.

You’re the biggest doof i’ve ever met and i’m so incredibly happy that I did. My world is filled with so many more comic book rantings, dick jokes, random animal trivia and late night book readings. And though at times you make me want to punch you I wouldn’t trade any of those times in, and I mean for anything. Not even if it’d get like Idris Elba out of it. Serious love right there, am I right?

There really aren’t enough words in the english language to describe how much you mean to me. And I wouldn’t be able to string any sentences together to even explain, but I guess I can try? You’re a part of me, who I am. You cheer me up when i’m down. You motivate me when i’m not able to anymore and most importantly you’re always there when you need to be.

You’re an incredible human being and I am so sad for the people who don’t have you in their lives because honestly, they’re missing the fuck out. You’re so fucking important and so fucking hilarious I don’t understand how anyone couldn’t love you. Oh wow look at that, I barely and not totally well managed to explain. More crappy explaining to come.

Thank you for being part of my life for the past three years, and thank you for still being a part of it.. But most importantly thank you for being you. The wonderful, amazing, loser that you are. I love you so much. I hope you have the best fucking birthday in the entire word. You deserve it more than anyone I can think of.

hugs and kisses, the second biggest loser in the world, your best friend, Mikaela.

P.s LOOK CLARK IS HOLDING A KITTY.