“That’s my hand.. What do you plan on doing with my hand?”
"Just something nefarious and down right no good so y'know business as usual.
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“That’s my hand.. What do you plan on doing with my hand?”
"Just something nefarious and down right no good so y'know business as usual.

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Wanda is gone just around a month taking care of obscure plot related business in Europe. She fucks around in Germany for a while afterwards before she figures she might as well make her way back home now that everything was said and done. And by home she meant crashing in someone else's house since she is in one of her moods. Tired cranky agitated and ready to gut a bitch. These moods occur randomly but she knows enough to recognize that when left alone during one of them bad things tended to happen. So she pretty much needs a very durable babysitter and a place to sleep, wait that shit out.
The thing about Wanda (or one of the many things anyway) is that she's pretty fucked in the head and cannot always remember how long she's been gone for, or in rare cases, the fact that she was gone in the first place. Regardless of her completely fucked memory it wouldn't make much of a difference anyway. She didn't adhere to things like common courtesy that dictate things such as; letting people know that you were going to leave, when you might be back, or calling ahead and not showing up unannounced. She was much more adept at breaking and entering, picking locks calmed her, so did kleptomania but that's neither here nor there.
She lets herself in Peters place because, let's face it, he was a total pushover and Wanda didn't know many people. Or at least many people who wouldn't shoot her right in the face for pulling half the shit Peter let her get away with. Not that she was going to be pulling anything, or much of anything at the very least. She wants to take a nap anyway for some reason it felt like she hadn't slept in weeks, although she did feel like that most of the time anyway. And Peters bed was like super comfortable, really great for her back!
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----This is mine now. I'm not giving it back.
*brushes dust off of blog*
Um yes hullo, friends. I'm still alive. Shocking, I know right? So I would very much like to get back on Wanda and start interacting with all you lovely babes, however I highly doubt I'd ever pick up any of my old threads. They're like ancient at this point it'd take a lot to revive them. But I'm still super interested in doing things with the lovely muns and muses who helped make those threads happen in the first place. So if you want to plot anything my inbox is wide open, I'll also post starters and the like. I'm really excited about getting this blog running again, I really missed playing Wanda. Whoooo!!! tl;dr I'm back, fuckers! Now who wants to plot?

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Dearest Adainnya,
I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to write you a serious letter for your birthday, trying to come up with the words to explain just how much I love you and how blessed I am to have you in my life. Then I thought, hey, you’re turning twenty! You’re becoming an actual ‘adult’ so why not write a super serious, super cool ‘adult’ letter. And believe me, I tried. It just didn’t work out very well.. So I just went with the not so super cool super adult letter. Enjoy.. *eyebrow wiggle*
Happy birthday grandma, it’s better to be over the hill.. than buried under it!! I love you so incredibly much that I don’t even know how to explain this to you. Sadly, this letter is a day early, and I wish it didn’t have to be but sometimes life’s a fucking dick, right? I mean, look at Steve Buscemi.. that motherfucker is fifty shades of fucked up.
You’re the biggest doof i’ve ever met and i’m so incredibly happy that I did. My world is filled with so many more comic book rantings, dick jokes, random animal trivia and late night book readings. And though at times you make me want to punch you I wouldn’t trade any of those times in, and I mean for anything. Not even if it’d get like Idris Elba out of it. Serious love right there, am I right?
There really aren’t enough words in the english language to describe how much you mean to me. And I wouldn’t be able to string any sentences together to even explain, but I guess I can try? You’re a part of me, who I am. You cheer me up when i’m down. You motivate me when i’m not able to anymore and most importantly you’re always there when you need to be.
You’re an incredible human being and I am so sad for the people who don’t have you in their lives because honestly, they’re missing the fuck out. You’re so fucking important and so fucking hilarious I don’t understand how anyone couldn’t love you. Oh wow look at that, I barely and not totally well managed to explain. More crappy explaining to come.
Thank you for being part of my life for the past three years, and thank you for still being a part of it.. But most importantly thank you for being you. The wonderful, amazing, loser that you are. I love you so much. I hope you have the best fucking birthday in the entire word. You deserve it more than anyone I can think of.
hugs and kisses, the second biggest loser in the world, your best friend, Mikaela.
P.s LOOK CLARK IS HOLDING A KITTY.
P.p.s sorry about the fucking sucky ass graphic. bUT YOU DID THIS TO YOSELF!!!
invincibleshellhead replied to your post:youusedme & invincibleshellhead UM EXCUSE ME BUT...
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN
I AM GOING TO FUCKING GIVE BIRTH TO A TOASTER
youusedme & invincibleshellhead
UM EXCUSE ME BUT LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR ICONS? Its not Halloween yet, chilllllllllllll.
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{ she has no idea what’s happening right now but she isn’t about to admit that. }
❝ you probably know all about crazy, don’t you? ❞
Wanda is vaguely insulted by the insinuation despite how accurate it is.
[How dare she be completely right about us?] (Cut her! Cut her right in the face!)
' You know what they say about assuming; it makes you a fucking bitch and something about being an ass. '
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❝ ‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day.’ No. A summer’s day is not a b i t c h ❞
' Here's a bit of advice from me to you, kid; you have got to ignore the voices okay. And definitely don't respond to them out loud. Otherwise people'll start thinking your crazy. '

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"Is there a particular reason that you ate the last slice of pie I made that literally had my name on it?”
"I don't know what you're talking about." Wanda says words tasting a lot like stolen pie. "You really should learn to trust people more; you might be surprised." Although its far more likely that Steve won't be the least bit surprised.
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Upon touching my Muse, Your's is suddenly thrown into one of Mine's Tragic and Painful Memories, Send "Memories of Sorrow" to see a painful and tragic memory of My Muse..
Illyana Rasputin: B e n d i s
ada ✿: we need to overthrow him
Illyana Rasputin: AGREED
ada ✿: let's go on a crusade
ada ✿: EVERYONE IS INVITED
Illyana Rasputin: YES
ada ✿: I just need to ask my mom for permission and then it is ON
Illyana Rasputin: LMFAO I SPAT OUT MY DRANK OMFG