CATS COFFEE CARTOONS & ALCOHOL

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

Skills include: • bottling feelings • petting cats • not replying to texts • wallowing in self-hate • cuddling • talking too quickly • petting dogs • ignoring problems • over sharing

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

I A M D Y I N G

oh god, this is fantastic.

history is written by shitposters

Historians are gonna be so confused in a few decades.

Reblogging to encourage skepticism and responsible information sharing, because good grief people.

Reblogging because my inner History Minor is choking on outrage and my inner English Lit Major is cackling with glee!

@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody

This is fucking jarmageddon

@vaspider

I love that Max Tempkin, creator of the phenomenally successful Cards Against Humanity, is being described in this story as “Man”.

this literally changed my mood 180°

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”