woof!

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

person annoying you? refill their bladder

I wrote ‘pokemon’ instead of my own fucking name on my law essay

stop reblogging this

"gotta prosecute them all" 

cliffhangers are so

the difference between a grateful joyous adult and a privileged douchey child.

Bless this post.

order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.

get hit by a passing car get zapped trying to shave your beard get crushed by a piano falling from the sky eat a taco that tastes a little bit weird

nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

my fucking hero

i fucking love drake bell

Drake fucking bell people

And he shall lead the uprising!

Ok. This guy is going on the SHIELD payroll.

That pleases me greatly sir.