Leaf

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

I think Miquella is one of the most relatable characters in Elden Ring bc all he does is start projects and abandon them

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

Hey, me and a couple of friends were planning on riding through the streets on skeletal steeds and cutting off the heads of random pedestrians with scythes, wanna come with?