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cursed to be a tumblr user forever

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

phone in bed show me what I need to see

So... Poignant. Declararive. It is a toy. He is allowed to have a toy. Looking back at the player. Not looking back at all. His eyeless gaze expressing everything, nothing. His toy

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man