AlaKC

Who the fuck installed grenkle the piss goblin

why are there mirrors

So I can admire my piss-stream from cinematic angles befitting of its beauty. 

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

Wait… How big did you think they were??

First long in into Tumblr in a year. Good first post. 

And I got it for free on the tube! You're my best friend, London. 

I miss my teapot. It's in Canada. Sigh.

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

#i see sirius black #the last day of seventh year #and he just yells this at the top of his lungs at the rest of the school #then dips remus and snogs him (via dancingspock)

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

yeah….

Please always wear those glasses.

Benedict means ”blessed.” My parents liked the sound of the name and felt slightly blessed because they’d been trying for a child for a very long time.

was that a flip off

That was a flip off.

theeeeeeeeere’s the twelve that tumblr was waiting for

I really love Peter Capaldi! <3