"tell me, how should i do so? should i walk into the kitchen and bash someone's head into the counter? kiss one of the producers so that they feel obligated to have me win every challenge? the sky's the limit."

"yes? beautiful people are the face of reality tv.”

"if there's one thing tangled taught me it's that your closest friends (or kidnapper in this case?) are your biggest haters.”

"absolutely not, those people look disgusting. unwashed hair and body? it’s just a big no from me. plus the god ugly make-shift clothing? it’s a pass for me.”

"y'know i broke a kids nose in soccer once. it was my sister but the thrill was chefs kiss. she got a nose job out of it.”