Bittersweet At Best

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

Cats love jazz

there it is

how do goth/punk/harajuku obsessed people afford their lifestyles… where do they work that allows that much self expression and weirdness? where do they get that bread

yikes

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

early 2000′s self-care

me cleaning my hole

How do I remove my prostate like that?

prolapse 

Im about to block every single person on this website

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

me when im hungry

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.

“The helper seeks to help because he knows what it is to be helpless”