The Savidge Corps

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

A normal waffle house

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

there’s is an eyeball and fingers on that guys plate

Never mind that, how’s the blind guy reading the newspaper?

Preach

"You thought I couldn't hear you through the cone? Fucking say that shit again Roofus, I dare you"

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

We will get you to a million. We believe in you.

I will never not reblog this.

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

Fucking hell this is 10/10

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

Alright which one of you is trying to turn That 70s Show into some David Lynch shit

my earliest recollected experience of attraction was to the red-haired girl from That 70’s Show

I feel you

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums