Just me.

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

Just bought an evil book. Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't have a bunch of evil things in it. I wouldn't want that from my evil book.

I don’t understand the impetus for all the things I say

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

He's a journalist

dead internet theory? no diplet. I'm here and you're here. and we're both funny. funny internet theory

I'm melting donald trump and turning him into resin

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

best use of the underwater filter on this app