Thanks guys thanks guys thanks guys thanks guys

Hung out with pupys for 3 hours😁

war is over 3 weeks off

it’s wild the way people on the internet talk about narcissistic personality disorder like the language used you can tell they’re so excited to be contributing to the mythology of the inherently evil malevolent barely-human creature-person who walks among the unsuspecting sheep

every single highly recommended m/m romance book is bad. Like every single one of them. And i mean bad on like a basic technical writing level. What’s going on with that

heard some dick was being mean to you. That shit really was crazy

it’s kind of funny like I think in general I’m a skeptic and faithless but I also have crazy fanciful notions of fate and things being meant to be . And it’s not even my fault like everything in my life sort of just happens sometimes in crazy ways how am I supposed to believe in anything else

Dating apps are genuinely humiliating like there is almost no other situation you self-select into that invokes this exact sense of What am i even doing

Not only did i suffer through the hellscape of grocery store but I just dropped a bag full of groceries containing a glass jar of beautiful raspberry preserves and the raspberry preserves are everywhere im covered in them im feeling them all over me And it’s midnight

Cannot believe im doing tasks like im leaving forever on tuesday. Why are u making me do tasks.

insane how yellow blue and red make all the colors like there has got to be more to it

I want to be a horse that gets stretched and cracked and then I feel immediate relief that makes me lick and chew