Thanks guys thanks guys thanks guys thanks guys

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all

this weekend im gonna lift at 8am (🤮) and im gonna read some romantasy slop (fury bound by sable sorensen) and im gonna finish the red winter after many weeks and im gonna smoke a joint and im gonna take bink to run around in his favorite field and im gonna sleep in and im gonna go on a long walk and im gonna go to the movies and im gonna chat relentlessly with my friends and maybe i will buy myself dinner to celebrate #myjob

just booked a massage as well . Wow. My greed