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some people see a skinny guy with big crooked teeth and a handlebar mustache wearing a cape and a top hat and a robber’s mask and holding a bag with a dollar sign on it and they’re like “I need to foil whatever this guy has going on” but me I’m like  👀 💦I’m riding that dick I don’t even care if he ties me to some train tracks afterward

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

Living like an ant in a microwave

I would honestly listen to a three minute long song about pints with the lads

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

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jellicle ball

jellicle ball

I’m both

this dude kinda looks like me

buT HE WHA T ?

You guys don’t know instagram culture where people use danganronpa and south park characters to talk about “serious” topics and it shows.

2013 tumblr never fucking ended it just migrated to other sites

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!