Um...Yeah...So...

The post that started it all

*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse

LETS DO IT AGAIN 2014 YEAH?

Lets make it a yearly thing.

please dont

DO NOT

andrew garfield saying, “i hope this grief stays with me because it’s all the unexpressed love that i didn’t get to tell her” about his mothers passing is so gut wrenchingly beautiful because we rarely talk about the love we want to express but can’t, not because you’re not brave enough to say it out loud but because they’re not here to listen to it anymore. calling grief the love you never had the chance to share makes it less of a burden and more of something you want to keep and not something terrible you want to move on from. i love love how everything about grief always comes down to “what is grief if not love persevering?”

this is like beyonce's pregnancy announcement but for nerds (part 2)

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

“No one wants Pinocchio to find where the white women are at more than me” is still the funniest sentence anyone has ever said on this planet Earth, and I will gladly die on that hill