can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

tumblr should have achievements

Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy. Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.

Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

op change your url challenge

I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.

saw trap thats just going to dinner with your family in a busy restaurant

At first, I was really surprised Pangur san had her baby…