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venti and zhongli friendship is so funny, they are old friends who have been through a lot, they know they can trust one another when situations go bad because of shared experience but they have petty views of one another. i can’t help but imagine everytime they see each other they mentally change into children, when they fight and argue its akin to sibling terrorism. and to make things funnier, one looks like 15 year old and the other acts like a 30 year old, it just makes zhongli look like the “nearly threw hands with a 13 year old” meme.

*adds a sticky note that reads KILL HIM* to spice things up

damn shawty you are so kafkaesque

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT DEAL 

BTS is love

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

don’t be like Sasuke

Explain

killed his brother

left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad

needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc

needed a redemption arc

tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.

Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.

used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in. 

Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever

still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman

Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans

sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

Sasuke would smoke weed

I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness