Meowdy

No one has ever made money

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Uhhhh let me be queer

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user