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Grandpa crow and giyuu :D

I love kanzaburou so much and I'm fully convinced that they're both just hanging onto reality for each other at least before the events of the anime. Kanzaburou is definitely single handedly (or wingedly?) keeping Giyuu's blood pressure up to point of hypertension. I don't know if vets were a thing in Taisho-era Japan, but I'm certain that Giyuu was taking his geriatric crow to one everytime it coughed wrong only to get charged $90 as general visitation fee.

2. terminally ill

3. emotionally unavailable

4. full of trauma and regrets

5. lying about their identity

one of the people in your Thaumic Application Fundamentals class is very clearly stifling orgasms all the time in class, and the (true) rumors are that their womb is hosting a bunch of symbiotic gastropods that boost magical ability in exchange for a place to lay eggs. plus they love the feeling of the warm slimy bodies moving around inside them

you go to a ΖΘΛ sorority party and they’re serving concoctions consisting of vodka, mixed juices, and random transformation potions that one of their members snuck into Herschel Hall to make in the lab last night. everyone is drunk as shit and also creatures

someone on your floor keeps getting in trouble with the RAs because it turns out that summoning a cosmic horror to restrain and breed you with dozens of phallic tentacles is against the dorm rules

the entire ΣΨΔ frat is currently on temporary suspension because the last time they partied everyone was on magical designer drugs and they burnt down an academic building. it was fixable but kind of a hassle and everyone knew exactly who did it because the frat members were all drooling fire and changing colors

Rich people shit is when I had to yell at my classmates that we are not spending tens of thousands of dollars ON BALLOONS for our prom when we had a DJ to pay and their response to me was "thats only 700 dollars per person."

Rich people shit is when I went to go tutor one of my classmates little brothers who was struggling with history and it took him 10 minutes to go get his tablet from his bedroom and come back to the kitchen table because their house was that big, which was being cleaned by a live-in maid while their private chef made us snacks the entire time I was tutoring him. And then their parents paid me 500 bucks and told me "sorry I seem to have misplaced my other wallet, is this enough? Its not a lot :(("

Rich people shit is when the other teachers kids and I breezed through school with high GPAs because all of our peers had so much money that they never had to care about getting into a good university or having careers or budgeting or anything, so they never tried.

Rich people shit is when youre invited to a little get together on the weekends and get told to bring an overnight bag because their definition of a little get together is an overnight yacht trip. And then you get there and find out that your middle class definition of what's needed for an overnight trip is VERY different from a rich persons definition of the same thing: you have some pajamas, clean underwear, toothpaste, and some soap and face wash, maybe some moisturizer. They bring half their wardrobes and designer personally-commissioned serums that cost more than your house and then tell you that youre "just so quaint."

six for the truth over solace in lies

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