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Grandpa crow and giyuu :D
I love kanzaburou so much and I'm fully convinced that they're both just hanging onto reality for each other at least before the events of the anime. Kanzaburou is definitely single handedly (or wingedly?) keeping Giyuu's blood pressure up to point of hypertension. I don't know if vets were a thing in Taisho-era Japan, but I'm certain that Giyuu was taking his geriatric crow to one everytime it coughed wrong only to get charged $90 as general visitation fee.
From hobbling into active combat zones and delivering the wrong messages at the wrong times, Kanzaburou has our heart (and Giyuu's wallet)
★ 【athéko】 「 shinobu 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!
the greatest living show ✧.
Finally drawing again

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ianthe crying alone in her room after a full day of being insufferable
coffee break
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the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity
the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent
2. terminally ill
3. emotionally unavailable
4. full of trauma and regrets
5. lying about their identity
(lmao I can't choose just one gif for this so here's a FMV)
every piece of fiction set at “wizard college” i’ve ever seen massively underestimates the insane parties and sex shit that a bunch of college students with magical abilities would be doing
there’s a girl you see in your dining hall sometimes whose pseudodragon familiar is always sleeping at her feet. you have no way of knowing this but she’s telepathically bonded to it and she’s letting it fuck her basically daily
one of the people in your Thaumic Application Fundamentals class is very clearly stifling orgasms all the time in class, and the (true) rumors are that their womb is hosting a bunch of symbiotic gastropods that boost magical ability in exchange for a place to lay eggs. plus they love the feeling of the warm slimy bodies moving around inside them
you go to a ΖΘΛ sorority party and they’re serving concoctions consisting of vodka, mixed juices, and random transformation potions that one of their members snuck into Herschel Hall to make in the lab last night. everyone is drunk as shit and also creatures
someone on your floor keeps getting in trouble with the RAs because it turns out that summoning a cosmic horror to restrain and breed you with dozens of phallic tentacles is against the dorm rules
the entire ΣΨΔ frat is currently on temporary suspension because the last time they partied everyone was on magical designer drugs and they burnt down an academic building. it was fixable but kind of a hassle and everyone knew exactly who did it because the frat members were all drooling fire and changing colors
someone is secretly selling enchanted sex toys from their dorm. your roommate bought an animated rope that can put you into shibari all on its own, and you’re eyeing one of the magical equine dildos that are warm to the touch and twitch and spurt just like the real thing and can be voice-activated to do all the work for you

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"Ah, nothing could hurt him now. Not dreams or plots. He was Armand's child."
human who expects that dragon will turn human to fuck x dragon who expects that human will turn into a dragon to fuck
Turns out neither can shift so they're just going to make it work
I believe in them
nice thing about devils minion is that Armand loves Daniel partly bcus he’s so much different then all the other men he’s been with + experienced, which u would assume based on the context of what Armand has gone through that this means that Daniel is not a creepy sex pervert unlike the bad men of Armand’s past and Armand likes him bcus he is so unusually respectful, but no actually. Daniel is in fact the creepy sex pervert king of pervert land and Armand loves him bcus out of all of the sex perverts he has known in his 500 years of living Daniel is the most entertaining about it. And rlly I think that’s beautiful. “Ur not like the other guys” but in the sense that your pervert kinks are way hotter then there’s and it’s rly fun for me. AMAZING stuff
Right, because all the bad men were like "You're so hot because you look like a pretty delicate boy who can be controlled and owned" and Daniel is CANONICALLY, TEXTUALLY like "you're so hot because you look like a giant insect that has taken millions of human lives" Other men are like "wow you're an angel" and they mean a soft and innocent and pure thing in the form of a corruptible young man from a Renaissance painting. Daniel Molloy is like "wow you're an angel" and means an Old Testament eldritch horrorterror with 15 wings and countless mouths and screaming wheels made of eyes that has to announce BE NOT AFRAID in advance to get people to stop screaming
"Ur not like other guys" because Armand has never met a dedicated and enthusiastic monsterfucker before
ngl one of the things i love about apothecary diaries is that once maomao got lihaku an invite with parin, she became one of his bestest friends (or as much as they can be with their respective statuses). his cherished bro. part of his little dog pack that only consists of two members: maomao and himself. he would do anything for her in a completely platonic sense. come and meet this hunting dog and see how the whistle works. yeah, ill let you into the building that exploded, and ill give you the materials to make something explode again. you want to see my goddamn dick? sure! if its for parin, i dont care!!
most underrated duo imo. black cat and golden retriever besties
Ouran high school was my favourite anime when I was like 14 which is really funny because thats also the age I basically was in a Haruhi fujioka situation. Not like fully literally but the meat of it was the same
I was the one single middle-class kid in a super high-end rich kid private academy with like pressed uniforms and building wings and everything. I didnt get any sort of scholarship, my dad just got a job as a teacher there and teachers kids got to enroll for free because the tuition was like 30 grand a year and you arent affording that on a teacher salary. So I understand her on a very visceral level and perhaps enjoyed OHSHC so much because she was SOOO me fr. These damn rich people
One time I convinced my classmates that I had never had sushi before because we were too poor to afford it just so they would pay for my sushi dinner and it worked. They were so out of touch that they thought I didnt have the money for anything more expensive than fast food. I did in fact take advantage of this partially because every teenager is a shithead and I was not exempt from that rule and partially because I knew they had more money than god so it was a totally victimless crime. A classmate once bought 2 copies of The Last Guardian on release just because they thought I "deserved a new game." They thought I couldnt afford a new video game and I said nothing
This experience also made me utterly immune to the "rich people shit is when [middle class thing]" discourse on this site. Because ive directly experienced rich people shit and its NOT when someone goes to NYU or gets Starbucks on their breaks at the job they have to work to afford their mortgage.
Rich people shit is when I had to yell at my classmates that we are not spending tens of thousands of dollars ON BALLOONS for our prom when we had a DJ to pay and their response to me was "thats only 700 dollars per person."
Rich people shit is when I went to go tutor one of my classmates little brothers who was struggling with history and it took him 10 minutes to go get his tablet from his bedroom and come back to the kitchen table because their house was that big, which was being cleaned by a live-in maid while their private chef made us snacks the entire time I was tutoring him. And then their parents paid me 500 bucks and told me "sorry I seem to have misplaced my other wallet, is this enough? Its not a lot :(("
Rich people shit is when the other teachers kids and I breezed through school with high GPAs because all of our peers had so much money that they never had to care about getting into a good university or having careers or budgeting or anything, so they never tried.
Rich people shit is when youre invited to a little get together on the weekends and get told to bring an overnight bag because their definition of a little get together is an overnight yacht trip. And then you get there and find out that your middle class definition of what's needed for an overnight trip is VERY different from a rich persons definition of the same thing: you have some pajamas, clean underwear, toothpaste, and some soap and face wash, maybe some moisturizer. They bring half their wardrobes and designer personally-commissioned serums that cost more than your house and then tell you that youre "just so quaint."
So much discourse around whos rich and whos not comes from people who have never been in a rich persons reality and so they end up shooting directly above them and calling that rich. But I tell you from personal experience that rich people are uniquely disconnected from reality and anybody who has to work for a living is by definition NOT rich. I dont care if they have a big suburban house and 2 new cars and go on vacations a lot, thats not RICH. Rich is when their kids think 700 dollars is pocket change for prom balloons and have their own personal yacht to take their friends on whenever they want, not when someone goes to fucking NYU.

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six for the truth over solace in lies
my other locked tomb pieces
the ninth house 💀
the third house 💎
Winter, spring, summer and fall, four seasons, four loves
(i did this art for the zukka week of a couple of years ago but zukka still real and true 🤟🔥)