The Least Likely to Win Club

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

Yes exactly!

look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

Yeah like that was legitimately my first thought so that might genuinely have been the intent

every time this goes around I age 10 years

he pressed the middle of the control pad

Pokemon Heritage Post

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.