自分で吐く。

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

I want proof

i love how in atla fandom ten years after the show was completed still one of the biggest discourse is about the most superior Zuko’s hairstyle

juno steel and the audacity of this bitch

*phone alerts me it’s dying* me too bitch but u don’t see me complaining

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

on the outside I am human on the inside I am pasta and sin

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat