Perks of Being an awesome blogger

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

i hear a lot of “don’t fight fire with fire” said to oppressed groups, but i NEVER hear anything like “don’t start the fire” said to oppressors

girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.

Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness develops, but to call this “difficulty” says some really disturbing shit about what you think emotional closeness is for.

THANK YOU.

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.

Holy shit.

woah there

well shit