awake @ 3am

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

i like to think im a good person for having some of these stars :o)

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.