Fangirling is a full-time gig

I reject universal's attempts to disney princessify Glinda. That woman is and always should be a disaster lesbian wine aunt who does unhinged shit like lock her employees in cupboards for no other reason than that she finds it funny and starts flipping tables if you so much as mention her dead wife but is also somehow a reasonably effective(?) interim president and can take command of any room she enters even when she really shouldn't be able to given the situation.

i think about "be careful. your dress" so much cause if they weren't being so awkward around each other in that moment because they're exes meeting again and all that glinda would absolutely take it as invitation to undress

A third I’m Not That Girl sung by Fiyero while Glinda and Elphaba make out behind him.