visual cacophony

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

going for a proto-walk

going for an avantgarde speculative walk which subverts the genre

doing a walk-like

incorporating walk elements into my run while still retaining its original classic feel

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

nervous breakthrough