excessive menace archive

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

Telling someone to read 100 Years Of Solitude because they liked Disney's Encanto is rather a lot like telling them to read Blood Meridian because they liked Wynnona Earp. Like you're technically not wrong but there's a lot being left unsaid.

Do you like dog shit? Perhaps you'll enjoy the lovingly prepared five-course meal whose leftovers became it

funniest genre name: point and click

book genre named read and flip

movie genre named watch this

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.