hell world

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

Babe it's decomposing

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

More like decomposting

white girl SHOCKS waitress with 6th level chain lightning

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.

Bunny yuri!

being aroace and nonbinary is so beautiful like i'm not doing any of that LOL

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard