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ā” Chris Birthday Countdown ā” ā³ D-6 : Tumblr text posts
Miss Fisher In The Episode āQueen Of The Flowersā
Miss Fisherās Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ā³ 1x09 Queen Of The Flowers
you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.
to be clear I can't watch goncharov because my usual piracy site got taken down and I haven't found a replacement. and not for any other reason.
Here try this one!
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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu
"Does the author respect women" is a third distinct question from either of the other two.
movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.
"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"
"... didn't know it was yours..."
(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"
"...no..."
Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"
(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)
"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"
"...Ok, fair enough."
Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)
Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck
Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers
Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)
Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)
Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.
Gimme plzzz
Legally Blonde came out in 2001, so let's assume that that's the year Elle graduated from Harvard Law, since that's the last thing shown in that film. That makes her pretty much exactly Reese Witherspoon's actual age of 25 then, 48 now.
It's completely reasonable to think that Elle and Emmett would have started having kids when she was 30 - old enough to have established her career, young enough that she could have a couple kids with a few years between them while still young enough that pregnancy would be easier than if she waited until her late 30s/early 40s.
Do you see where I'm going with this?
Elle Woods' eldest daughter could easily be 18 this year. She would be the perfect age to graduate from high school and go into trade school, with the full and enthusiastic support of her high-powered attorney (or possibly politician) mom.
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed
HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because theyāre an entirely different species with their own unique culture
marine scientist: whatās your gender?
merperson: whatās a gender
marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?
merperson: iām merfolk
marine scientist: no, like, whatās in your pants?
merperson: i donāt⦠wear any? i donāt have legs?
Itās a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.
Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that
Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)
Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha donāt worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because thatās culturally polite for merfolk*
Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK
OH MY GOD
So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.
Thatās it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and letās see what they report.
Parks and Prequels
and then he never got them back god bless
actually though i love this moment so much because he did it
on purpose
he knew it was a bad idea. he wasnt blindly making mistakes, wasnt stumbling into the fight without knowing what he was in for. he might not have known everything, but he wasnt an idiot, even though he felt like was.
he saw kevin crumbling and he decided his own life wasnt worth standing by and letting kevins worst nightmare win. his life wasnt worth being a bystander to kevins pain. neil put his life on the line because he knew what it was like to face a monster and he knew what it was like to have someone stand between you and the monster.
he saw kevin falling and consciously thought not on my watch. he thought even if it costs me everything.
the thing he did was incredibly dangerous and to do otherwise would have been to become complicit, and that was the one thing neil couldnt do.
Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So youāre trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.
Article hereĀ |Ā Organization here
#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat š (via @sprotteswelt)
until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like āhell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue rangerā
why are we sleeping on this

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this is so funny.
the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed
The number one cause of death in pregnant women is murder. Think About That.
...oh.