Sondheim owns me

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

mystery knight arrives at the tourney on a vicious black stallion, immediately unhorsed in the first joust & under the armor is only a baby bird and nothing else

had a dream that like how people can link their spotify to their discord account you could also link your smoke detector to your discord and it notified your friends when it went off

It’s so awesome that destiel is the only real thing thats ever happened on supernatural. And I know it’s real because god keeps hitting cas over the head with a stick and hoping he dies

It’s crazy. It s crazy well it’s not crazy it’s that bobo berens sparkle. But it’s crazy. That god turns to sam and said I have purposefully laid the groundwork for your relationship that wasn’t you it was me. And then turns to castiel and goes stop being in love with Dean like for REAL stop it. I’m sick to bastard death of you being in love with Dean and I’m sick to bastard death of not being able to do anything about it. stop it. And cas goes. No.

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

it’s necessary to fight back against adult content bans obviously because it leads to queer bans, but also, you cannot forget that we must fight back against these bans because adults have the right to make and enjoy adult content. no credit card company has the right to censor what we look at. yes, this includes the “problematic kinks” and stuff you think is gross and bad. just as we deserve to be openly queer online, we deserve to enjoy adult content without fear of total censorship, and it’s absurd how few places there are to do that online nowadays

I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors