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rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

America killed 3 million Vietnamese people, we put half of South Vietnam in Concentration Camps, we dropped more bombs on North Vietnam than were dropped by both sides in WW2, We permeantly poisoned the land with Agent Orange, the American war on Vietnam was the most inhuman and despicable action in this nations history, the Vietnamese had every right to do whatever they wanted to the occupation

When you learn what the US soldiers did to the Vietnamese, you'll never stop praying for the death of America.

went kayaking for the first time, it was fun but I kinda feel like I don’t want to have shoulders anymore

I just think life would be easier if I didn’t have a physical body to suffer in

ive been going out late at night alone to wander about until i find somewhere to spend money needlessly. which i think is a classic sign of a positive mental state

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

Me when a man is actually charming: he's at minimum bisexual. don't lie to me

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary