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i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

It got better since I last saw it

yall underestimate the power of my plastic hoola-hoops

mood: bedridden victorian child

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

will grándmama be there? in the light??

‪No offense but Judas Juda ah ah Judas Gaga‬

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

Carla Makes a Bottom Friendly Vegan Chipotle Chilli | From the Test Kitchen | Bon Appétit

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn bitch get it together

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys