run from wolves.

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

this is my favorite post

i can’t not re blog this 

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

….is that “I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” but by Oscar Wilde

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

As an English teacher I am qualified to tell you this analysis is insightful and may be supported fully with textual evidence.

Remember kids: Stay and school and bang that fine dude named Horatio. 

Staying in school will also help you learn not to use the word “and’ when you mean “in.”  *headdesk*

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us