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Archie:

Jughead:

Jughead: No.

Archie: I do.

Betty: I know, Archie

Archie: I'm sad.

Archie: is that really a good idea?

- play chicken with your daughter instead of resolving conflicts

- when out having a jam session with your son and his friend it’s time to drink

archie: shouldnt you be asleep right now?

- the way Alice says Jughead’s name while they’re eating breakfast is so well done. She’s like “so, ”“”“”“”“”“"Jughead”“”“”“”“”“, why did u get my daughter involved in this murder” like his nickname is so far above her and she can’t believe she is forced to be saying this ridiculous word it was so well done

- Archie seems genuinely surprised that Josie’s real full name is Josephine? Like, really Archie?

- Archie sorta acting like the literal definition of first world problems lol

- I thought it was a little weird how blatantly uninterested Veronica and Archie seem to be helping out on the murder investigation with they’re friends, but it might honestly be weirder the lengths that Betty and Juggie are going to to investigate all this stuff without police stuff

- JUGHEAD GRABBING THE DRUGS IN THE CAR IS LIKE THE MOST RELATABLE THING THATS EVER BEEN SHOWN ON TELEVISION THAT IS 110% SOMETHING I WOULD DO

- Alice had the scariest laugh of anyone, ever