Flyting

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about