we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

happy pride month to this post specifically

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

my loved ones talking about me in a true crime documentary after I’m murdered: he was a miserable bastard. he had a way of pissing people off by standing there. the police asked if he had any enemies and we said ‘everyone’