the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

It's honestly crazy how a laptop is such an advanced and incredible machine, and yet one of the crucial components to making it work is just an ordinary big ol' fan, and if it stops getting fanned hard enough it'll throw a fit. Egyptian pharaoh type mechanism.

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

damian wayne is far stronger than me if i was sent away from my mother to live with a bunch of annoying white people in new jersey usa of all places i wouldve done far worse than attempt to kill tim drake a few times

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.