I think if we ever got bi declan real it would have been done in like a one paragraph anecdote in his internal monologue about the most boring gay experience in the world and never brought up again. like at some point he would've been like 'once declan had slept with a senator's son, a man with the false american charm and loud presence of one used to getting what they wanted, for the political advantage. he had left promptly the next morning as if merely returning from a meeting, and had spent almost a whole hour staring at guido reni's st sebastian which he had stolen from the dulwich gallery without anyone noticing. the twisting, erotic form of the man seemed untouchably alien to anything declan could reach. what declan had felt the night before was merely a polite transaction - nothing like the passion this saint achieved just by dying' and it would leave us still kinda uncertain as whether or not that means he's actually into men or not

in retrospect it's so funny that trc was set during like 2011-13. Were aglionby boys doing swag aesthetic selfies while Adam was sacrificing himself to a sentient forest

married ronanessy with in-the-closet ronan who are BOTH cheating with adam, who for his part hasn't said a word about it because he's having a good time psychoanalyzing this trainwreck of a marriage like a wildlife commentator watching starving lions eat each other alive. is this anything

no offense to blue sargent but if i was friends with a group of boys who went to a private school i would ask them to sneak me inside for a full day, at least once. doesn’t matter if it’s an all-boys school, that’s the fun part.

where was our horny gansey monologue about blue wearing a borrowed aglionby uniform

the queen died but honestly declan lynch has been through so much more. the hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying at 96. until the queen has gone through what declan lynch has gone through i don’t feel any sympathy.

gansey says he has mild aspergers and blue (who's delighted to know something he doesn't) is like "it's all autism now. didn't you hear?? they changed it in the dsm-v" and gansey, very politely shocked, is like "oh. hm. my mother will not like THAT at ALL"

and what if, now consider this, ronsey where gansey gets worse. more of the gansey-on-fire that apparently used to be more common. more of gansey having a tight leash on ronan but refusing to use it, like we saw a glimpse of in the dream thieves, when he did not stop ronan from attacking the gray man, though he could have. it has already been stated that adam believed them to be a cruel pair before he knew them, what if it was true? what if gansey delighted in ronan's sharp words instead of tolerating them? and what if they became so entangled it was hard to tell where one began and the other ended.