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when i catch myself lurking someone iām supposed to be forgetting
Why was Shrekās soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of Iām A Believer and how can I thank them
These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge
saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

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Henceforth I will be referring to Guillermo del Toroās latest film as āGrinding Nemoā.
#no the fuck youāre not
In Spanish we donāt say āI love youā we say ādonald trump es un pedazo de mierda ojalĆ” que un dĆa se convierta en un insecto y lo pueda matar con mi chancla y despuĆ©s untar su sangre de insecto en una toalla y tirar esa toalla en un fuego grande que hice con los cuerpos de un millón de republicanos pedazos de mierda come culos hijo de putasā and i think thatās beautiful.
yea im into bdsm
Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me
When I hear police sirens getting closer
Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

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āyeah but from twenty feet away itāll look fine probably.ā
Ancient Theatre Proverb (via awkwardscotty)
amazing
Mr Collinses
Reddit user TheABrown describes ānice guyā in literary terms and nails it:
A friend of mine who is big into English literature has described a big chunk of them as āThe Mr Collinses of the world who are bewildered and angry that not even Charlotte Lucas will have them now that she has more options.ā
For those who havenāt read Pride and Prejudice, Mr Collins is a character who has a decent income, isnāt vicious, but heās annoying and unpleasant. Ā After being rejected by the heroine, he marries another woman called Charlotte Lucas, who marries him because sheās getting older, not likely to have another proposal, and is worried about living the rest of her life as the maiden aunt in genteel poverty dependent on her father or brother. [source]
I also like the second comment:
I mean, the feckless Wickhams of the world will always attract the silly Lydias; and the genuinely decent and honourable Bingleys and Darcys seem to find their Janes and Elizabeths - but the modern Charlottes - well, lots of them, now that itās socially acceptable, and financially viable, to be single, would much prefer to spend the rest of their lives living in their own little one-bedroom flats, working their sensible, modestly renumerated jobs, and spending their evenings with friends, pizza, wine, and their pet cats if their options for marriage and partnership are Mr Collinses, regardless of whether Mr Collins has a respectable career or a nice house in the suburbs.
The Mr Collinses are (usually) not vicious or nasty or even objectively a terrible life decision (like a Wickham), but most Charlottes donāt want to spend their lives with them if thereās another option.
The other problem of course is that a lot of Mr Collinses are under some sort of delusion that theyāre Mr Darcy/Mr Bingley/Mr Knightley etc.
I think the best definition of aĀ āNice Guyā isĀ āSomeone whoās convinced heās Mr. Darcy but is really Mr. Collins.ā
^ Yes this.
Mind you his travelling fifty miles toā¦erā¦commiserate on Lydiaās disgrace? Is maybe not vicious in the physical sense but at BEST itās horribly tone deaf and at worse outright gloating.
Also worth pointing out:Ā
Collins is turned down by Lizzie and disbelieves her. She says several times in the strongest terms that she doesnāt want him but NOPE, she canāt possibly be serious. It takes her leaving the room to get it through his head.
Darcy, by contrast, is turned down and is shocked, but he doesnāt NOT TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. Heās appalled that she would ever think of turning him down, he demands to know why (and by gum does she let him have it) but he takes her at her word. At which point he leaves.
AND THEN TRIES TO DO BETTER.
Mr Collins bumbles off and proposes to the first woman who doesnāt roll her eyes at him. Darcy goes off and attempts to amend his faults, not to win Lizzie over but Because She Is Right and He Was Being An Arse.
āThe recollection of what I then said, of my conduct, my manners, my expressions during the whole of it, is now, and has been many months, inexpressibly painful to me. Your reproof, so well applied, I shall never forget: āhad you behaved in a more gentleman-like manner.ā Those were your words. You know not, you can scarcely conceive, how they have tortured me; ā though it was some time, I confess, before I was reasonable enough to allow their justice.ā
I love me some Pride and Prejudice. (points at videos)
So much Jane Austen reveals that there is nothing new under the damn sun.
As I said when the Google Memo hit:Ā If thereās a story about gender out there, thereās probably an Austen quote for it.
From Persuasion:
Captain Harville:āI wonāt allow it to be any more manās nature than womenās to be inconstant or to forget those they love or have loved. I believe the reverse. I believe⦠Let me just observe that all histories are against you, all stories, prose, and verse. I do not think I ever opened a book in my life which did not have something to say on womenās fickleness.ā Anne Elliot: āBut they were all written by men. ā
#the wild thing is this is was posted on r/hockey
The titanic movie is like someone making a romance movie about 9/11 in a hundred years
Have we already forgotten the movie that was literally called Remember Me??
earlier I had an exam in my textile history class and the girl to my left was obviously stumped because she was fidgeting/tapping her pencil on her desk furiously and I was like dam what is she stresst about, so I looked over and saw that she was on a short response question about silk production and all she had written was āThe wormā and idk why it was so funny to me but I couldnāt concentrate for the duration of the test and I think I failed

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Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! Youāre the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestlyĀ
Magnetic ball in magnetic putty
me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night