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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I know everyone’s seen the “Superman writes about lead pipes in metropolis” post, but has anyone considered Superman writing about endangered animals and conservation because he understands what it means to be one of the last of your species?