I Dont Know What I'm Doing

I wasn’t going to watch this video but I’m so glad I did

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

i do bite my thumb, sir

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

is the law on our side if i say ay?

No

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Do you quarrel, sir?

No better

well, sir

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

*sweats nervously*

dammit I gonna miss them

I JUST REALIZED HES FILMING HIMSELF

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS WITH SOUND OMFG

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

who wanna be my baby daddy so I can give this to you

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

The Scots were right all along

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

the Scots were right all along

He committed to how pissed off he was

SPACE

THE FINAL FRONTIER

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION

TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS

TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS 

TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE