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you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.