Wicked

driver: hello this is roger from door dash. pick a number between one and ten.

customer: 4

driver: wrong. no food for you.

customer: what? why? roger please

2 conversation: automated text:: Hi, this is door dash connecting you with your dasher for updates about your order.

driver: sorry homie. Not doing this order. getting paid $3 for 7 miles isn't going to happen.

customer: [in all caps with extra letters added for emphasis] lmao fuck you

driver: Bitch I'm not coming over there for no $3 ass burger now you a really ain't getting shit. Eat some noodles.

3rd conversation: text: this text conversation is related to your door dash order.

driver: [miss spelling lasagna each time] hey they are all out of lesanya. lasanya. Laysanya. The shit Garfield eat.

4th conversation: this text conversation is related to your door dash order.

driver: Your food is outside your door.

customer: Ok thanks I will get it

driver: i'm standing guard and won't leave my post until you do.

4th conversation: This text conversation is related to your door dash order.

driver: I am hungry your food

customer: what

[zooming in on next two texts] driver: gone

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