go go gadget dump septic tank on tourists

gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

i gotta be real with you guys im just sort of stunned tumblr has been running an open-front ZenDesk form for tumblr TOS reporting this whole time that doesnt require any kind of validation except a fucking email address. this one fact alone explains every single "why did so and so get banned for no reason" event of the past X years. however it is equally baffling that i didnt notice it before now. i would say it is baffling they implemented it in the first place but like i said, the management of their website is verifiably not well

like . he even does the pink emphasis text thing . you cant make this up

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

What if kitties had a festival called kitties festival

And all of the kitties had to go so you had to help them pack a little bag with coins a toy and lunch if they are not going to buy it at the kitties festival

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

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sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive

just had an hour long conversation with my mom about neutral milk hotel and we have come to the conclusion that the only two perfect artists to ever live are jeff mangum and vincent van gogh