Smokin' grass and smackin' ass

the victim is evil for being weak

the victim is evil for being a reminder of harm

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

feels good as fuck to know no matter how dire it gets there’s another bitch with a blog going through the same god damn thing almost word for word somehow

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are