Agent of Iron

How we greet friends now

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I’ll play

Well, I’m waiting for a very important call. Let’s wait and see what happens.

please take my what star wars character are you quiz, there are about 42 different results available and i want to see what pretentious gay asshole finally gets thrawn

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him

"woman"? no, you misheard. i'm an omen.

i don't identify as "male" or "female", i identify as a warning

womanhood is like. *has a dream about being stalked* *has a complicated relationship with ur mother* *writes poetry in the notes app* *is antagonized purposely by male coworker* *looks in the mirror for a long time* *shares knowing looks with ur female friends* *shares everything w your female friends* *has a dream about your mothers trauma* *shares trauma with every woman alive* *avoids looking in the mirror*

i don’t know what specific part you’re asking for forgiveness for

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

Hilarious

In this moment, I realize I can’t change anything that happened prior to this exact second and that I cannot be in control of every force in my orbit. Life is happening lol im just gonna enjoy this granola bar, fresh morning air and my music!

having to be “mature” at a young age sucks bc you aren’t really “mature-mature” you’re a child playing at a maturity bc you don’t have the foundation to be the bigger person when conflict arrives so what you do is ignore it bc ignoring a problem and being happy about a resolution look the same to your inexperienced eyes. Then you get adults praising you for a development above your peers but you aren’t really developing. You’re stagnant. Your peers will grow up and experience things and make mistakes and grow from them but you will keep yourself in this box, ignoring things ignoring ignoring ignoring until one day you have to face the fact… it wasn’t maturity you had. It was fear. And now you’re an adult too and you make all of your choices based on an emotional risk/costs analysis bc you don’t know any emotion other than fear & you have to start healing from your own childhood by making peace that you weren’t really a mature child. You were just a child who was given too much to carry & didn’t know how to say “no”.

WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

@captainsuperlesbian vdgsgdhgdhd