sam

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

I've seen hundreds - maybe even thousands - of images over the years. and so i've become somewhat of an expert on the topic

Engaging in a lot of shipping but shaking my head so that everybody knows I value character arcs and relationships without making them romantic sexual or queerplatonic

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

no i did not "stab" her its called dubcon knifeplay