patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

Chapter 5 needs to have a beautiful woman as the central antagonist AND as the secret boss. We are not doing this spamtenna shit again

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE WANNA BE LITTLE GIRLS ITS PISSING ME OFF BE A GROWN WOMAN. NOW

No!!!! I will keeep playing with my toys till i DIE!

self-infantilization is not psychologically sustainable. One day you’re going to be a thirty year old woman and you’re going to need emotional maturity in order to thrive and to be there for the people important to you.

btw your witty and creative friend could have npd, the family member that believes fortune tellers and always closes the windows could have stpd, the friendly neighbour that always asks how did your day go could have aspd, the not-so-talkative sweetheart you're dating could have dpd, the classmate that always shares jokes with you could have szpd. personality disorders ain't as special or rare as you think, you just don't know them enough. it's not always obvious!!